Be Prepared (Tom Lehrer) (GFG4) C/G7/CF Be prepared, that's the Boy Scouts marching song Be prepared, as through life you go along, Be prepared to hold your liquor pretty well Don't write naughty words on walls if you can't spell, can't spell Be prepared! To hide that pack of cigarettes Don't make book if you can not cover bets Keep those reefers hidden where you're sure they'll not be found And be careful not to smoke them when the Scoutmaster's around For he only will insist that they be shared, Be prepared. Be prepared! That's the Boy Scouts' solemn creed! Be prepared! And be clean in word and deed Don't solicit for your sister, that's not nice Unless you get a good percentage of her price Be prepared! And be careful not to do Your good deeds when there's no one watching you, If you're looking for adventure of a new and different kind And you come across a Girl Scout who is similarly inclined, Don't be nervous, don't be flustered, don't be scared... Be prepared! ----------------------------------------------------------------- Copyright Tom Lehrer DC
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