No Comfort Facilities (Nick Plakias) All along the road where the people go There's a sign you've seen many times I know It says you may park and rest but we've got NO COMFORT FACILITIES. NO COMFORT FACILITIES So bon Voyage but no wee wee How in the world in the twentieth century Can there be NO COMFORT FACILITIES They've got a big blue sign, a map and phone Helpful hints for the traveler far from home Tell you how many miles to New Jersey But they got NO COMFORT FACILITIES. Deep within the heart of hearts On the State Department of Departments A presidential appointee says `NO COMFORT FACILITIES.' So I hold my breath and I drive a while The roadside sign says `Sixty Mile' To the purple mountain majesties And the next COMFORT FACILITIES. Done to a midwest calypso beat Copyright Nick Plakias BR
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