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The Means Test Man Ah'm no the factor nor the gasman Napoleon nor Ronald Coleman When ye hear me rat-tat-tat upon the door "Have you money in the bank or money in the store?" Ye'd better look oot or else ah'll get ye Try and dodge me if ye can, For ah'm neither Santa Claus nor Dougalas Fairbanks I am the Means Test man, ta-ra ra ra ra-ra-ra RG Apr01
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