Humoresque Passengers will please refrain From flushing toilets while the train Is standing in the station, I love you. We encourage constipation While the train is in the station Moonlight always makes me think of you If you really must pass water Kindly call the Pullman porter He'll place a vessel in your vestibule As I sit here tearing tissue Oh, my darling, how I miss you Everything I do, I do for you. Since I'm going with your daughter I've had trouble passing water Sorry that I ever came to town I'm the guy that did the pushin' Dirtied up the front seat cushion Footprints on the dashboard upside down Promenading in the park, Goosing statues after dark If Sherman's horse can take it why can't you To the tune of Humoresque DC
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