Oh Lord, It's Hard to Be Humble (Doug Bradford) (1982) Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you've been in three hundred caves. I can't wait to get into my next one; I'm feeling so macho these days. I wish all the caves had some mirrors; I could watch myself wiggle and crawl. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, But I'm goin' to give it my all. I do all my cavin' alone now, Just me and my Gucci cave pack. I'm settin' all kinds of new records 'Bout how fast I get there and back. My camera has a self timer; It takes the most exquisite views. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble With your picture in the NSS News_. * Now some folks have said I'm conceited; Hell, I don't even know that there word. If there's anyone out there don't like me, He's got to be some kind of nerd. Just look how I do all the big pits, And how I can climb any wall. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, But I'm goin' to give it my all. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble When you've been in three-hundred caves. I can't wait to get into my next one; I'm feeling so macho these days . I wish all the caves had some mirrors; I could watch myself wiggle and crawl. Oh Lord, it's hard to be humble, But I'm goin' to give it my all. * Nationaì Speleologicaì Society Copyright Doug Bradford 1982 RG oct96
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