Bestest Friend Who wipes me off when I spill gravy on my shirt Who knows exactly where to kiss me when I hurt And who'll make love to me in satin sheets or in the dirt You Babe, you're my bestest friend. Who takes me home when I get too drunk to dance Who bravely puts up with my uncles and my aunts And who discretely whispers I forgot to zip my pants You Babe, you're my bestest friend. Who comes down to bail me out when I get in a jam And helps me tell the police where I live and who I am And who pats my back when no one else could give a damn, You Babe, you're my bestest friend. Who can be as gentle as a sparrow in my hand Or meaner than a junk yard dog when she's fighting for her man And who's the only one I'll ever love or understand You Babe, you're my bestest friend. I'm talking about you Babe, you're my bestest friend. BH oct99
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